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Monday, June 30



The show promises a free flow of incessant Matrix-like climatic actions..
Started off with a low key tone,
A mundane life of an average guy
With the occasional contrasts to his magnified senses to his surroundings.
Thereafter confirms his incredible abilities to shoot ermm the wings of houseflies?
Thinking that he’s panic stricken, he merely accepted these discoveries as part of his life.
Never questions even he’s sick of it
Never rebuts even if he’s disgusted by it
Never lack swearing even when he’s “sorry” about it.
Till the sudden appearance of Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman..
Who taught him what else but the attributes of an assassin.

Morgan Freeman,
As usual pops out of nowhere
Just like his appearance in Bruce Almighty.
He is forever the philosophical being.
Leading the Fraternity of Assassins,
He teaches the skill to curl the bullet
He reads the haphazard 1010 stitches in the cloth.
He deciphers who shall be next on the death list.

Angelina Jolie,
Is sizzling hawt!
No doubt a professional veteran at such action packed moves..
Be it Tomb Raider or Mr and Mrs Smith, she never fails to deliver.
She never fails to give that daunting stare
That icy cold charm and that untamable disposition
You never know what to expect from her.
Holding a gun with such exquisite flowery prints that flows nicely to the tattoos on her hands
The gun never leaves her..
But when it does, it only means death is impending..

James McAvoy,
The actor with droopy eyes
We’ve seen him in the Chronicles of Narnia (Part One) and the Attonement..
Perhaps there would be many other actors who can do a better job for this role
But he played this role rather convincingly..
The look of doubt and vulnerability and exasperation..
Someone who is so laid back that tempts you to shake some senses into him..

Someone who has never seen how his father looked like yet bent on revenge for him.

The effects actually overshadowed its plot..
There’s a nice sad twist near the end and the incredulous slow motions drew my eyes to feast on every bits and pieces of detail..
Just like the locking of bullets upon hitting each other.
The movie ends with a rhetorical question

"What the **** have you done today?"

*****

Best Denki has it retailing @ $ 49.00 w/o GST.
Should I get it or not?



It's freaking tiring and pathetic to keep having to worry about my own water supply.
Yes I know I'm being difficult by refusing to drink the cold and salty and rusty fish pond water in office..
But am I wrong?
First I carry 2 kg of water to work everyday..
Now the water is cold..
Then I even have to worry that the rest may think I'm being high and almighty by having my own kettle that boils the water from my 2 litres water bottle.
(By the way that 2 litre foldable already cost me $19.00)
So feel free to convince me NOT to buy that..

*****

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