Friday, March 31
Despair Inc..
Since everybody is trying to motivate themselves at work, let's just do the opp..
_The DEMOTIVATORS_
Indifference
(This is just so me..=P)
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesnt take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
*****
Let's learn these at work..
Apathy
(For sickening customers)
"If we dont take care of the customers, maybe they'll stop bugging us." Blame
"The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failure."
Compromise
"Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be." Ignorance
"It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going."
Do It Later
(Good news for procrastinators..)
"The early worm is for the birds"
Irresponsibility
"No single raindrop believes it is to be blame for the flood." Trouble
"Luck cant last a lifetime unless you die young."
Pessimism
(For the too optimistic..)
"Every cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."
Destiny
(Think you found the perfect someone? Think about it again..)
"You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment."
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irony @
5:46 AM
